Next up in the chapters of hilarity that'll offer up ammunition to those who know me and enjoy a good ribbing at my expense (ive got my stern,staunch pointer finger doing its talents in your general direction,the lot of you fucks) is a set of off-color UN-METAL versions of these sad videos that make me look back and say,"Andres,you were such a pussy".
FIRST UP TO BAT,this isnt even that bad. really,it isnt. the song is totally gay. the video is gayer. maybe as a child,i feared a serpent creature funnelling its way through my shower head,or getting in a furnace fight with a balding fat guy. or maybe my strongest worry was that i would turn into a creature of avian descent once i got fed up with my job. i wish i had such freedoms,now i just bottle it up and hate my life for giving me shitty jobs.
upon inspection of the first video leading into this second video,i must have had some sort of premonition that i would hate work all my life due to suited glasses wearing upper management corporate yuppies pulling me aside to kill me for a job poorly done. these dark shadowy figures who obstruct your hard work to put you through rigorous torture scenarios and placed upon the firing squad. or as stated previously,to fight furnace men.
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